by Duncan Macmillan
The world is getting hotter, there’s unrest overseas - actually, the seas themselves aren’t very calm either - and in an IKEA a man suggests to his partner that they should have a child. What if it grows up to solve the world’s problems? What if it becomes a mass murderer? What about its carbon footprint? They leave with nothing they went in for, but come out with a full set of selfassembly dilemmas that they spend a life cycle trying to construct. They want to have a child for the right reasons. But what are the right reasons?
Open to both Equity and Non-Equity. All roles open to all ethnicities. EMC points may be
received for Non-Equity performers. Non-Equity performers are paid for rehearsal and
W - woman, early 30’s
M - man, early 30’s.
Saturday, September 22, 2018, 9:00 AM - 4:00 PM
Callbacks on Sunday, September 23, 2018, 6:00 PM
Audition Requirements - AUDITIONS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY!
To make an appointment, please call Stage West at (817) 784-9378, Tuesday-Friday 10:00 AM-3:00 PM and Saturday 12:00 PM to 5:00 PM.Auditions will involve cold readings from the script. The script is available at S.T.A.G.E. (for members only) and the Stage West offices. Auditions will be held at Stage West, 821 W Vickery. It is strongly recommended that you read the script prior to auditions.
Begin Monday, July 1, 2019. Rehearsal schedule is Monday through Saturday with Sundays off. Rehearsal times are Mondays through Fridays 7-11PM, and Saturdays 1-5PM and 6:30-9:30PM.
Are Thursday, July 25, 2019 through Sunday, August 18, 2019 at Stage West, 821 W Vickery.
[Note: performances will be Thursday nights at 7:30, Friday and Saturday nights at 8:00 and
Sunday matinees at 3:00].